if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
im laghing so hard at this
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US
AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED
IT WAS EVERYWHERE
IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
im sorry mom but im just bein miley :/
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me
I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.
They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them
IT GOT BETTER
idea for classroom icebreaker: let wild squirrel loose
pretty sure Gilderoy Lockhart tried that with Cornish Pixies.
And the three kids left standing went on to defeat the Dark Lord. Successful bonding method? I think so.
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again